Some old funny, popular Radio & TV ads...

NIRMA SUPER
Oho dipika ji,
Aiye aiye.. lijiye apka sara samaan…
Ye nahi, woh..
Lekin aap to wo mahngi wali tikiya..
Leti thi.. lekin jab wohi safedi kam damo me mile..
To koi ye kyo le? Who na le?
Maan gaye…
Kise?
Aap ki parkhi nazar aur Nirma Supar..!
Dono ko.

IODEX
Sar jo tera chakrae
Ya pair me moch aa jaye
Aaja pyare paas humare
Iodex lagae dard bye bye

GHADI DETERGENT
Ghadi detergent cake
Lai sajna man bhai sajna
Aisi safedi jo chhan se khile
Rangeen kapde bhi chamke damke
Kapdo me aai nai jaan sajna
Man bhai sajna
Ghadi detergent cake.!

MAAZA AGARBATTI
Maaza maaza..
Aapke ghar ke saath
Padosiyo ke ghar ko bhi mehkae
Maaza Agarbatti!
Maaza Maaza!

RING CUTTER
Khaarish khujli ya ho daad
Ring Cutter ko rakhna yaad
Ring cutter.. Ring cutter.. Ring cutter!

DABUR AMLA KESH TEL
Ghane mulayam kale baal
Khile khile matwale baal
Dabar aamla kesh tel!
Resham sa ehsaas jage
Chehra kitna khaas lage..
Dabar Amla kesh Tel.!
Ting ting ting ting ting tiding!

SASA DETERGENT TIKIYA
Sasa detergent tikiya laao
Sasa detergent tikiya laao
Bahut kaam kare
Bahut kam gale
Keemat munasib
Paise bhi bachao
Sasa detergent tikiya laao

MORTINE
Machchar hoon main
Louie mera naam
Saathi ye mere
Aur ghar kuda daan
Dengue malaria
Chutki mein phailaoon
Ghar ke konon mein
Jaake chup jaoon
Something hoon keedha hoon
Ghanda hoon main
Sirf ek cheez udhade meri neend
Maa ke haath mein Mortine

MILK COORPRATION OF INDIA
Doodh Doodh Doodh Doodh
Doodh hai wonderful
Pi sakte hai roj glassful
Doodh Doodh Doodh Doodh
Garmi me daalo doodh me ice
Doodh bana gaya very nice.
Piyo daily once or twice..
Mil jayega tasty surprise..
Doodh Doodh Doodh Doodh
Wonderful
Dhoooodh Dhoooooooodh Dhoooodh
Dhoodh hai mast in every season .
Piyo dhoodh for healthy reason
Rahoge phir fit n fine
Jeeyoge past 99
Doodh Doodh Doodh Doodh
Wonderful doodh
Doodh doodh doodh…
Chaaro oor mach gaya shor
Give me more give me more..
Doodh Doodh Doodh Doodh
Wonderful Doodh
Peeyo glassful Doodh…
Mooooooooooooh !!! (Sound of a buffalo)

NIRMA
Doodh si safedi nirma se aayi ..
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jayee
Sabki pasand nirma
Washing powder nirma
Teen teen tiidin….

NIRMA DETERGENT TIKIYA
Nirma detergent tikiya…
Iske jhaaaaaaaggg ne jaduu kar diyaa…
Pani mein rehke bhi ye kam gale..
Dhero kapde dhoye..aur zyada chale.
Nirmaaaa,,,

DABUR AMLA KESH TEL
Dabur Amla kesh tail
Resham se ehsaas jage
Chehra kitna khas lage
Aap ke baal ho ya Sridevi ke baal
Salo salo rakhe khayal
Dabur Amla kesh tail

VICCO VAJRADANTI
Vajradanti Vajradanti, Vicco Vajradanti.
Vivcco powder vicco pest
Ayurvedic jadibutiyonse bana sampoorn swadeshi
Viccoooooo Vajradanti.
Vicco Vicco Vicco
Vivcco powder vicco pest
Ayurvedic jadibutiyonse bana sampoorn swadeshi
Vicco powder vicco pest
Vicco Vajradanti.

VICCO TURMERIC
Vicco turmeric!!!
Vicco cosmetic!!!
Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream!!!!!
Keel muhason ko jad se mitaye…………
Haldi Chandan ke gun is mein samayen…..
Tvacha ki raksha kare ayurvedic cream!!!!
Vicco turmeric!!!
Vicco cosmetic!!
Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream!!!!!

VIDEOCON WASHING MACHINE
Videocon washing machine!!!!
Videocon washing machine!!!!
Ye dhoti,saaf karti,
Kapde bhi sukhati hai……….

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bas ek hi pal mein.....
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Aap ho gaye tayaar!!!!!!!
Videocon washing machine!!!!
Videocon washing machine!!!!

LIJJAT PAPAD
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